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Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Clavering Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Clavering
In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Clavering To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be Clavering
I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Clavering There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Clavering
That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha Clavering There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Clavering
Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost May you never leave your marriage alive. Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Clavering Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso Clavering
Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Clavering Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! Clavering
"In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign Clavering This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Clavering
Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito Clavering The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Clavering
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Clavering He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Clavering
The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin Clavering A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Clavering
blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Marriage is a rest period between romances. "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire Clavering Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
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