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People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Transport "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Transport
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Transport Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Transport
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be Transport "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric Transport
A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler Transport "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie Transport
"Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Transport Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton Transport
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Transport "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Transport
Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein Transport "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Transport
History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Transport "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Transport
Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Transport "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Transport
"Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Transport Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Transport
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr Transport Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
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