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Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Eastwood "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Eastwood
Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Eastwood The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle Eastwood
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Eastwood "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Eastwood
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Eastwood If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Eastwood
"Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Eastwood Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Eastwood
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Eastwood If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric Eastwood
Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Eastwood To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Eastwood
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Eastwood Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Eastwood
"There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Eastwood The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Eastwood
"Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis Eastwood Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Eastwood
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Eastwood Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Eastwood
