Tendring Technology College - We serve the whole rural community between Harwich and Clacton, and our roll is at present around 1400.
Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Education I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Education
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Education Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Education
"There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Education "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Education
You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw Education The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Education
To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde Education Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Education
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Education Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Education
"That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Education "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Education
A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Education Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Education
In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde Education The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur Education
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Education A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Education
My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Education