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Essex Police - Essex police force community relations and information
Bernard Jenkin MP - Member of parliament for North Essex
Essex County Fire and Rescue Service - News, history, publications and even games relating to the Essex County Fire Authority. Note: Flash introduction. Site not usable with Netscape or Opera.
Oultwood: Essex - Local government council web site links using clickable maps and lists.
Epping Forest District Council - The official Council website for the Epping Forest District. Includes A - Z index, jobs, what's on, about the area and information for businesses.
Essex County Council - Provides community information and pages aimed at promoting Essex at home and abroad. Council, business, travel, health and caring, enjoyment and living.
Advancement of Manufacturing and Technology Centre - Based in Chelmsford and whose objective is to assist small and medium sized Essex manufacturing enterprises in becoming more effective. Services offered, expertise, seminars and workshops.
"You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. -- Mark Twain Talent does what it can; genius does what it must. - Edward George Bulwer-Lytton And gain is gain, however small. -- Robert Browning If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything. -- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Government Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue. -- Hermione Gingold Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice. -- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's age. -- Modern Maturity Government Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. -- Dave Barry The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing. -- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. -- Mae West "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals... -- G. K. Chesterton Government We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? - Niels Bohr We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. -- Steve Bluestone Government Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar Wilde Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. -- George Jean Nathan I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. - Umberto Eco Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it. -- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving. -- Russell Green Government If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. -- Dale Carnegie If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it. -- Marcus Aurelius Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them. -- Anonymous Government Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it. -- Anon. The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning it. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise. -- George Santayana "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. -- Oscar Wilde Government A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and blows up the bonfire. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Government Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. -- George Carlin "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they are not here to worship what is known, but to question it. -- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they couldn't cha Government Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. -- Anonymous Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. -- Anonymous Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. -- Albert Einstein Government I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money. -- Arthur Godfrey The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them. -- Kin Hubbard Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. -- Anonymous I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings. -- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth Government The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. -- William Arthur Ward "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her. -- Benjamin Tillett Government "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything. -- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way. -- Vincent Van Gogh Government "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? -- Woody Allen Government "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Where there is an unknowable there is a promise. -- Thornton Wilder If you can't convince them, confuse them. -- Harry S. Truman "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Government Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does. -- Groucho Marx A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. -- George Santayana "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Government Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. -- Albert Einstein It is never too late to be what you might have been. -- George Eliot A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants. -- Arthur Schoperhauer Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. -- Sydney Smith The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain. -- Lord Byron Government Love is stronger than justice. -- Sting Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried. -- G. K. Chesterton Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it. -- Gandhi Government Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the face of this earth. -- Albert Einstein The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. -- Clarence Darrow The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. -- Robert Benchley Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn themselves to a life of vinegar. -- Countess of Blessington If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble. -- Elbert Hubbard Government I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - e e cummings "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle. -- Marianne Williamson Government Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. -- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe- inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect i Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. -- Charlie Chaplin The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain. -- Lord Byron Government I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. -- Dale Carnegie Government
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