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I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Education "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Education
blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Education "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Education
I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Education They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Education
The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Education If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. Education
I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Education Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 Education
It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Education "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully Education
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Education A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe Education
There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Education Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Education
The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Education "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain Education
"Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor Education 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell Education
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Education Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith Education
