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I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev Health The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Health
If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Health I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Health
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Health "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Health
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Health Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Health
I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Health My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Health
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry Health The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Health
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Health Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Health
If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Health It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Health
"Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Health Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Health
If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Health If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Health
I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Health If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Health
