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Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Transport Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Transport
Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Transport Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) Transport
The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Transport Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Transport
No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Transport All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle Transport
There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde Transport True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Transport
"Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers Transport We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Transport
Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Transport May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Transport
your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Transport Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin Transport
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Transport Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson Transport
The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Transport When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Transport
Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Transport Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Transport
