Horndon-on-the-Hill Methodist Church - Mission statement, services, activities, location and details about the village. Part of the South Essex circuit.
HHCC - Horndon on the Hill Cricket Club offers fixtures, colts, photos, news and contact.
The Bird Table - Stocks a wide range of wild bird food and garden accessories for feeding and nesting plus advice. Items for sale, identifying birds and live webcam.
He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
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-- Charles Lamb In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
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-- Gerald Holton We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Horndon-on-the-Hill
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-- Mark Twain I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
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A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Horndon-on-the-Hill "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You can observe a lot by watching.
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There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
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Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
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-- Madeleine L'Engle The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
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-- George Bernard Shaw If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
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He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Horndon-on-the-Hill My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Man and wife make one fool. Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Horndon-on-the-Hill
"Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Horndon-on-the-Hill Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
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Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
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-- Elbert Hubbard Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
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I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Horndon-on-the-Hill The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
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and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
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Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
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-- John Murray Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Horndon-on-the-Hill
