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Ingatestone and District Camera Club - Club for all ages and abilities. Site includes a gallery of members' work and a history of the club.
The White Hart Public House - A family pub in the pretty hamlet of Margaretting Tye, with real ale, a range of menus, pets corner and play area, and events such as Croquet and Jazz on the Lawn.
The Johnny Herbert Fan Club - Run by the Formula One driver's parents, Bob and Jane, and including news, interviews, photos, race results, reports from fans, visitors book and cartoons.
Baskervilles - Pet boarding facility and grooming salon. Photographs, services, and charges.
Reportage Photography - Professional wedding photographer. Includes profile and gallery.
Stone and Clay - Importers, manufacturers and distributors of limestone, marble, granite, slate, terracotta, ceramic and art glass wall and floor finishes. Includes description of services and contact details.
InterTeddy - Teddy Bear delivery company sending teddy bears to destinations across the world. Includes description of services and contact details.
Ingatestone Elim Pentecostal Church - Leaders, meetings, testimonials, nursery, news, message and youth.
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It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. -- Crow There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. -- Flannery O'Connor If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Ingatestone "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas Adams The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . . grand Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Ingatestone "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live. -- Joan Borysenko As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Ingatestone You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. -- Yogi Berra Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue. -- Hermione Gingold Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner. -- Lord Byron "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Ingatestone Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other. -- W. Somerset Maugham It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are difficult. -- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing. -- Georges Danton, to his executioner Ingatestone "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up. -- Ogden Nash At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard the past. -- Maurice Maeterlink "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings. -- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Ingatestone My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just satisfying my curiosity. --Malcolm X This book fills a much-needed gap. - Moses Hadas in a review I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge. -- Edward Chilton Ingatestone Friends applaud, the Comedy is over. -- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means. -- Oscar Wilde, dying words The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. -- Gloria Leonard "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Ingatestone Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender. -- Mary Buckley The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Ingatestone blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food. -- Anonymous "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. -- Quentin Crisp Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper. -- Unknown history student Ingatestone The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things. -- Jilly Cooper If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman. -- Herbert Spencer Ingatestone I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. -- Walt Disney Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue. -- Anonymous "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac Ingatestone Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder. -- George Washington The west wasn't won on salad. -- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 The gods too are fond of a joke. -- Aristotle Ingatestone "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. -- Margaret Mead "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop. -- Anonymous Thomas Jefferson--still surv... -- John Adams, dying words Ingatestone UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. -- Dale Carnegie Ingatestone Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. -- Napoleon Bonaparte Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner. -- Lord Byron I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work. -- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Ingatestone Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting. -- Ray Bandy "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. -- Peter De Vries Ingatestone We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities, talents, direction, missions, callings. -- Abraham Maslow A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. -- Robert Frost For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth- knowing. - Henry Louis Mencken "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. -- Joseph Addison Ingatestone If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created. -- Seen on a bumper sticker When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or can die. -- Thomas Carlyle Ingatestone
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