Jaywick Sands - Features this small village in north Essex that was built as a holiday village and is now residential.
The Three Jays Public House - A family orientated pub located on the outskirts of Jaywick. Full catering service, function room available, and children's garden.
Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Jaywick You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Jaywick
Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) Jaywick "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle Jaywick
Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Jaywick If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I Jaywick
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Jaywick Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u Jaywick
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Jaywick How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Jaywick
Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Jaywick The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Jaywick
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Jaywick "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Jaywick
Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Jaywick If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Jaywick
"Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Jaywick The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Jaywick
"The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Jaywick He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman Jaywick
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Jaywick "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Jaywick
