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The Kelvedon Diary - A guide to the events that are being organized in and around Kelvedon village
Kelvedon Players Amateur Dramatics Society - Providing amateur drama in Kelvedon. A wide range of play styles have been produced over the years with everything from pantomime to comedy, farce, drama and musicals.
Kelvedon Hatch Local and Family History - The history for the village of Kelvedon Hatch, Essex, England. From the Domesday Book to the 20th century. A source for local historians and geneologists.
Rivergate - Web site design and graphics, Domain name registration, hosting and search engine submission.
CPRG Ltd - An independent cruise operator offering a variety of destinations. Includes description of services offered and contact details.
Kelvedon & Feering Art Society - The Kelvedon and Feering art society was formed in 1988. It is a member of the Feering community association and Braintree arts council.
Parish of Saint Mary Immaculate and the Holy Archangels - Covers the Catholic churches Saint Mary Immaculate and the Holy Archangels in Kelvedon, Saint Bernard in Coggeshall and Saint John Houghton in Tiptree. Mass times, parish groups and contact details.
Kelvedon St Mary's - Primary School offers governor's report [download], curriculum, music, calendar, news, PTFA and photos.
Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -- Oscar Wilde "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life. -- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) All you need is love. -- The Beatles, song title "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Kelvedon "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age. -- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing. -- Oscar Wilde Kelvedon "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping. -- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Kelvedon Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software. -- Arthur C. Clarke Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar Wilde If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. -- Bob Edwards Kelvedon When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H. H. Munro (Saki) I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Sir Winston Churchill "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Kelvedon The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet. -- Andy Warhol Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever sea Kelvedon I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was doing spying. -- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels. -- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell Kelvedon Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. -- Shane Leslie They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go. -- Anonymous A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -- Edward Abbey Kelvedon Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful. -- Samuel Johnson "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never were, and ask why not? -- Robert Francis Kennedy Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the face of this earth. -- Albert Einstein The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the betterment of life. -- Henry Ford Kelvedon Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. -- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting married Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough. -- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some don't." -- Ernest Rutherford Kelvedon The time is always right to do what is right. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) It is most unwise for people in love to marry. -- George Bernard Shaw Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. -- Karl Wallenda "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Kelvedon blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Kelvedon Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow. -- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all, give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of sexual Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves Kelvedon He who has lost honor can lose nothing more. -- Publilius Syrus Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Where there is love there is life. -- Gandhi Kelvedon May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves. -- Carl Gustav Jung All virtue is summed up in dealing justly. -- Aristotle The covers of this book are too far apart. -- Ambrose Bierce Kelvedon History is more or less bunk. -- Henry Ford When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that. -- Bill Parcels, New Engla It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both. -- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince Kelvedon "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field. -- Niels Bohr The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe. -- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much. -- Anonymous Kelvedon If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. -- Chekhov Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. -- Matt Groening, Love is Hell No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living. -- Anon. Kelvedon If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic. -- Marie Tonkin Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. -- Virginia Woolf Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory. -- Albert Schweitzer We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. -- Buck Henry I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up. -- Tom Lehrer Kelvedon What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples' decisions for them? -- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it. -- Marcus Aurelius "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Kelvedon No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut. -- Channing Pollack It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are difficult. -- Seneca "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. -- Booker T. Washington Kelvedon A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. - Oscar Wilde I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first. -- Benjamin Franklin Kelvedon
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