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Laindon School - Re-union details, names and photos of former students.
Jeakins Removals - Domestic, commercial, overseas removals and storage.
St Nicholas Church - Thirteenth century Anglican parish church offers service times, wedding information, history and records.
Laindon Car Spares - Recycling center for all makes and models of cars, trucks and vans. Details of parts for sale and purchase of damaged and scrap vehicles.
LHD in Essex - Details of used left hand drive cars and vans for sale, UK registered with European delivery service. Mainly 4x4 diesels and MPVs. Map, photos and contact details.
Internet Advisory Bureau - Features web and e-business design and hosting.
Class of 1988 Laindon High Road - Class of 1988 and run by ex pupils of the time. Lists photograph album, history, reunions and guest book.
BeKham Resourcing - Recruitment agency specialising in the finance, insurance, and automotive and technical engineering sectors. Includes profile and available vacancies.
Manor Mission Church - Services, events, history, news and an enquiry form.
Kamset Exhibition Graphics - Large format digital printing company with mounting, laminating, encapsulating, outdoor signs and banners. Schedule of services and costs.
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. -- King George V All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control futur Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person? -- François de La Rouch Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. -- General Omar Bradley Laindon "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together. -- Joan Thompson "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Laindon Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. -- Steve Bluestone I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Sir Winston Churchill In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists. -- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. -- Anonymous May you never leave your marriage alive. Laindon In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on. -- Robert Frost Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite without any wish to act. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson To love another person is to see the face of God. -- Lyric from Les Miserables Laindon Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. -- George Carlin "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. -- Dean Inge All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping. -- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Laindon The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . . grand If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble. -- Elbert Hubbard Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Laindon I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor I drink no more than a sponge. -- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort. -- Sydney Smith Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow. -- Helen Keller I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -- Groucho Marx Laindon Don't be so humble - you are not that great. - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Laindon If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings. -- Lisa Moriyama LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation. -- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there. -- INDIRA The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. -- Brendon Behan Laindon All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. - Ambrose Bierce Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good. -- H.L. Mencken Laindon The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. -- W. Somerset Maugham "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? -- Lily Tomlin Whatever you are, be a good one. -- Abraham Lincoln "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Laindon There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. -- Steven Wright "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. -- George Bernard Shaw Laindon "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Laywers, I suppose, were children once. -- Charles Lamb You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. -- Pearl Williams Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. -- Albert Einstein Laindon The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. -- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution, of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always be "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Laindon I shall return. -- General Douglas MacArthur Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend." -- Anonymous Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. -- Mae West Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you r "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Laindon If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. -- George Gobel "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. -- Charles Pierce Laindon "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to be grateful. -- Phyllis McGinley "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Laindon "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Laindon Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. -- Will Rogers Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. -- Tom Robbins "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) Laindon No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) To realize that you do not understand is a virtue; Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect. --Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" Laindon The soul is healed by being with children. -- Fyodor Dostoyevski He that would have the fruit must climb the tree. -- Thomas Fuller, M.D. It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. -- Andre Gide "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Laindon Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion. -- George Santayana It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. -- Henry James "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Laindon
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