Little Martins - Carol and Jon's homepage - the design of a garden.
Langham village - Written by the residents of Langham as a Millennium celebration project.
Shepherd and Dog - Inn and restaurant. Includes description of services and contact details.
One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Langham "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Langham
"A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Langham Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Langham
Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Langham Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Langham
The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Langham Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Langham
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Langham He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Langham
In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Langham Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Langham
Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Langham "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Langham
Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Langham I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Langham
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Langham In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Langham
I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Langham Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Langham
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Langham Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
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