Motorgroup - Inventory and photographs of used cars for sale.
Manual Lymphatic Drainage - Treatment of the lymph system by Nicole de Havilland. Includes explanations of the treatment for the waste disposal system within the body, patient testimonials and contact details.
Loughton Camera Club - Location map and invitation to join, outline of activities and examples of members' work.
Churches Together in Loughton - Ecumenical group consisting of ten different churches and Epping Forest Youth for Christ. Details and links to individual sites.
Amici Singles - Social events club for all ages. Overview, events, history, open evening and members area.
Loughton Methodist Church - Offers services, report, magazine, photos, prayer and details of the minister who broadcasts on Premiere Christian radio.
To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw Loughton Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Loughton
UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan Loughton The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. Loughton
The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Loughton Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u Loughton
You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Loughton "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Loughton
"In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Loughton In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Loughton
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Loughton A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Loughton
Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Loughton Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou Loughton
The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Loughton Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Loughton
"A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Loughton "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Loughton
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo Loughton Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Loughton
"The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Loughton If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Loughton
