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-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Education
The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
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-- Epicurus Education
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-- Mae West Education
Experience teaches only the teachable.
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A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
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-- Samuel Butler Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
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Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
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-- Samuel Butler Education
Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
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