Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Health Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume Health
To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Health Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde Health
What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Health When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton Health
"See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Health We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson Health
"Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins Health He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain Health
"A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Health Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith Health
The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff Health I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Health
.. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Health Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Health
Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde Health "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Health
"It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Health Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Health
I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Health Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Health
