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The King Harolds' Head - 18th century Public House with restaurant. Information about the locality, pub, location, food and contact.
Phosphor Technology Ltd - Development and manufacture of high quality inorganic phosphors. News, products and services.
Nazeing Glass Works Limited - Specialises in the manufacture of pressed and blown glass. Items for sale, commercial, shop, tours, history and location.
ComfyCar - Single vehicle, private hire organisation. Services offered and tariffs.
Direct Bathrooms Ltd - Trade warehouse and showroom. Overview, suppliers, examples with photos and location.
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(Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Nazeing Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times worse tha One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. -- Virginia Woolf Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. -- Oscar Wilde Nazeing MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- August Strindberg Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart. -- Marcus Aurelius "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) He who laughs, lasts. -- Mary Pettibone Poole Nazeing I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying! -- Woody Allen Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. -- Clive James What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. -- Abraham Lincoln Nazeing "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. -- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Conceit causes more conversation than wit. -- LaRouchefoucauld If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us. -- Francis Bacon Nazeing And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide. -- Chris Hubbock, who sh "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life. --Loesje Nazeing The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn. -- Cicero May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for. -- Fred Hoyle Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed. -- Hoshang N. Akhtar Nazeing Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. -- John Heisman "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Nazeing "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves. -- Anonymous Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Nazeing "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. -- James Lowell I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Nazeing I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. 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