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"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers Recreation and Sports The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun Recreation and Sports
Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Recreation and Sports This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Recreation and Sports
Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming Recreation and Sports The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Recreation and Sports
CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Recreation and Sports My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein Recreation and Sports
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Recreation and Sports The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Recreation and Sports
"The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud Recreation and Sports Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Recreation and Sports
"For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Recreation and Sports "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Marriage is a rest period between romances. Recreation and Sports
"Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Recreation and Sports Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Recreation and Sports
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Recreation and Sports The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Recreation and Sports
All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault Recreation and Sports The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers Recreation and Sports
Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Recreation and Sports I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Recreation and Sports
