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Tredington Primary School - Includes an art gallery, news and contact details.
Bishop's Cleeve Chamber of Commerce - Information about the village and local businesses.
Greetings from Bishop's Cleeve - Listings, links and regional news and information. With chat channel.
Bishop's Cleeve Methodist Church - Part of Tewkesbury and Cheltenham Circuit, Bristol District and Bishop's Cleeve Ecumenical Parish. Service times and church calendar.
Cleeve Starter Tennis - 10-week course, with background information and events calendar.
Deburring Services - Includes A list of services and products, and company information.
Cleeve School - A comprehensive day school for girls and boys aged 11-18. Includes general information, descriptions of subject offered, current news, information on links with the local community, and staff and student web pages.
Smiths Industries Tennis Club - Open to all players, whether interested in social or league tennis. Includes information about the league teams and club news.
Bishop's Cleeve Youth FC Under 14's - Include a gallery of the players and managers, fixture list, and team photos.
Cleeve Common - Includes information on the wildlife, and history, and management of the common.
bishops-cleeve.com - Features news, local information and a local quiz.
Bishops Cleeve Primary School PA Home - Parent's Association Archive Site
Bishop's Cleeve Methodist Church - Services, Sunday school, youth activities, house groups, mission statement, location, contact and links. Part of the Tewkesbury and Cheltenham circuit.
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It is a purer act of faith than the procreation of children. -- Thornton Wilder Bishop's Cleeve Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. -- Benjamin Disraeli What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. -- Crowf Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda cross-dressed as science. -- Linda Bowles, political columnist "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) Bishop's Cleeve I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street. -- Virginia Woolf It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position. -- John Hogan, Commonwealth Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. -- Mark Twain Bishop's Cleeve In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr. It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved. -- Samuel Butler Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do. -- Oscar Wilde A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor Bishop's Cleeve The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live. -- Joan Borysenko Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking. -- H. L. Mencken Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Bishop's Cleeve Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. -- Stephen Leacock Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. -- H. Jackson Brown The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one is. -- Arnold Bennett Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. -- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Bishop's Cleeve It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are difficult. -- Seneca There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent. -- Michel de Montaigne The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day. -- Adlai Stevenson Bishop's Cleeve In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired. -- Conway's Law The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. -- Quentin Crisp Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. -- Lou Holtz Bishop's Cleeve The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. -- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . . grand "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Bishop's Cleeve "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's reall Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Bishop's Cleeve Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - Henry Louis Mencken Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not even talking about the programs). -- Nicholas Negroponte Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment. -- Ralph Mars Bishop's Cleeve Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions. -- John Randolph Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Give the people not hell, but hope and courage. -- John Murray Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman. -- Herbert Spencer Bishop's Cleeve Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Bishop's Cleeve .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long per blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. -- Mark Twain Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. -- Mark Twain "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Bishop's Cleeve "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings. -- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Change before you have to. -- Jack Welch Bishop's Cleeve Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart. -- Marcus Aurelius When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat. -- Henry Miller It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth. These days they more often leave that way. -- David Deckert Bishop's Cleeve "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr. "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Bishop's Cleeve I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am. -- Samuel Johnson Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. -- Alphonse Allais The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Bishop's Cleeve blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end] [text_start] "Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. - Umberto Eco If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability. -- Henry Ford Bishop's Cleeve Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. -- Josh Billings I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy. -- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Honor lies in honest toil. -- Grover Cleveland "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. -- Roger Babson Bishop's Cleeve It's no credit to anyone to work to hard. -- Ed Howe And gain is gain, however small. -- Robert Browning An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't. -- Sacha Guitry Bishop's Cleeve
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