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Shurdington - Guide to Shurdington with photographs, history, origins, organisations, and businesses.
Government Communications Headquarters - Includes details of current job vacancies and a quiz for potential applicants.
Cheltenham Spa - A guide to the town. Includes history, a guide to the sights, a list of events, and a notice board to exchange information.
Cheltenham Borough Council - Includes press releases, information about the council and its services, with links to official tourism, festivals, and museums websites.
Cheltenham's Finest - Reviews of local websites.
Cotswolds Savoyards - Presents the works of Gilbert and Sullivan at many locations locally. Past and present shows, seat booking, mailing list and joining information.
Woodmancote Parish Council - Includes visitor information, list of local organisations, parish newsletter, diary of events, Neighbourhood Watch report, photos, and parish council matters.
Pockett Guide to Cheltenham - Humorous guide includes reviews of pubs, clubs, shops, restaurants and other attractions.
About Cheltenham - An advertising magazine dedicated to the town and all its businesses. There are also links to other local sites.
Photos of Cheltenham and the Cotswolds - Selection of photographs taken around the surrounding area.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. -- Thomas Jones Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. -- Roger Babson The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century. -- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. -- Dave Barry Cheltenham "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) No one can earn a million dollars honestly. - William Jennings Bryan If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all. -- Anonymous Cheltenham It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. -- Woody Allen I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. -- Thomas Edison Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management. -- Senator Soaper In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent... -- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported in a contemporary "American Scholar" If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance. - George Bernard Shaw Cheltenham A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are great riches. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember. -- Shecky Greene Cheltenham "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality. -- Ralph Marston I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. -- Alexandre Dumas pere For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack. -- Laundry instructions on a shirt The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. Cheltenham "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. -- Albert Einstein Cheltenham "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. -- Ellen DeGeneres I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper. -- Unknown history student Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think. -- Anon. Cheltenham He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. -- J. Heller I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first. -- Benjamin Franklin ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Cheltenham The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'. - unknown "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. -- Ambrose Bierce Imitation is the sincerest form of television. -- Fred Allen Cheltenham The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe. -- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar Gracian "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Cheltenham Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens Every child is born a genius. -- R. Buckminster Fuller The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. -- Josh Billings We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. -- Aesop She felt in italics and thought in capitals. -- Henry James Cheltenham No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. -- Booker T. Washington An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions. -- Robert A. Humphrey "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Cheltenham Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem. -- John Galsworthy Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. -- G. K. Chesterton The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. -- Jean Kerr I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. -- Albert Einstein Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it. -- David Starr Jordan Cheltenham "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Cheltenham I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. -- Lewis Grizzard "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. -- Anton Chekhov Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H. G. Wells Cheltenham The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live. -- Joan Borysenko Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel. -- Samuel Johnson You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. -- Henny Youngman Cheltenham "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you r "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." Books had instant replay long before televised sports. -- Bern Williams Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men! -- Wedding Toast Cheltenham When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask is a chance." -- Anon. There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse! -- Calvin Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness. -- Erica Jong Cheltenham Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. -- Oscar Wilde Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world. -- George Bernard Shaw It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. -- Peter De Vries What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. -- Crowf For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. -- Virginia Woolf Cheltenham There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inex I don't feel good. -- Luther Burbank, dying words I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. -- Jules Renard Cheltenham I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. -- Lewis Grizzard Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past. -- George Orwell "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) People only see what they are prepared to see. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. -- Rita Rudner Cheltenham "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. -- Oscar Wilde "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Cheltenham
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