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Moreton-in-Marsh Show - Agricultural and horse show taking place on the first Saturday in September.
Fire Service College - Fire safety and emergency management training centre for both fire services and for industry. Includes description of courses offered and e-shop for gifts, souvenirs, clothing, and publications.
Alain Rouveure Galleries - Unusual collection of Tibetan rugs, Himalayan textiles and Tribal Art.
Moreton-in-Marsh - Guide to the local area. Includes businesses, restaurants, accommodation, history, attractions and local information.
Lesley Holmes Watercolours - Artist specialising in the countryside and animals of the Cotswolds. Includes exhibitions, studio visits, picture gallery, order form and mailing list.
Astley House Fine Art Landscape Paintings - Offers 19th and 20th century British art, and paintings by contemporary artists Charles Neal and Daniel Van der Putten. Includes company profile, galleries, and ordering information.
Lemington Lakes - Coarse fishery of four lakes near Lemington, with caravan site and catering for functions and corporate entertainment. Includes description of lakes and facilities, location, match results and opening hours.
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Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. -- Flannery O'Connor Moreton-in-Marsh The less their ability, the more their conceit. Ahad HaAm I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it. -- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. -- Winston Churchill Moreton-in-Marsh God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. -- Voltaire "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. 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