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Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Painswick Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Painswick
"The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Painswick Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Painswick
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Painswick "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Painswick
The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein Painswick What's new? Most of my wife. I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Painswick
Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Painswick Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous Painswick
Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Painswick An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Painswick
A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Painswick Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Painswick
Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Painswick "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Painswick
Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Painswick "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Painswick
Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Painswick Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Painswick
"Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley Painswick "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness Painswick
