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Tewkesbury Web - A guide to the town. Includes links to other local sites, and message boards.
Tewkesbury Town Council - Includes meeting timetables, contact details for councillors, and prices for hiring the town hall.
Tewkesbury Net - A directory offering information on local businesses and the services and products that they offer. Most information will give you the contact names, addresses and phone numbers.
This is Tewkesbury - Guide with news, sport and leisure activities, schools, businesses, and other local resources.
Tewkesbury Borough Museum - Includes details of the exibits and special events taking place.
Samantha Dadd - Artist/Publisher - Original paintings, published limited edition prints, greeting cards, workshops and details of forthcoming exhibitions at her Art Studio in Conderton.
"Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. -- George Bernard Shaw "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Tewkesbury Don't be so humble - you are not that great. - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. -- Judith Viorst "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Tewkesbury "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition. -- Walter Prager "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut. -- Channing Pollack "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Tewkesbury There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has come. -- Victor Hugo Grow old with me! The best is yet to be! -- Robert Browning When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. -- Helen Rowland Tewkesbury The church is the great lost and found department. -- Robert Short Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted to Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle. -- Marianne Williamson Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me. - Ambrose Bierce Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough. -- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Tewkesbury My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional convi Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology. -- John Tudor Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it. -- Anon. Tewkesbury It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail. -- Gore Vidal There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Value your words. Each one may be the last. -- Stanislaw J. Lec The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the betterment of life. -- Henry Ford Tewkesbury Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise. -- Samuel Johnson If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all. -- Anonymous Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought. -- Robert Browning Tewkesbury Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.... -- Carl Zwanzig Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly He who hesitates is a damned fool. - Mae West "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Tewkesbury Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead. -- James Thurber You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart. -- Fred Allen "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Tewkesbury "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour. -- G. K. Chesterton The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence either way. -- Bertrand Russell Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times. -- Jonson, Ben Tewkesbury Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. -- Lily Tomlin You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. -- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight. -- Phyllis Diller Tewkesbury We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? - Niels Bohr Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long per Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to- resurrection" coverage. He later a "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Tewkesbury One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell [text_end] [text_start] A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition. -- Robert Briffault An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field. -- Niels Bohr Tewkesbury "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. -- Gandhi "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself. -- Francis Crawford Tewkesbury University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. -- Groucho Marx Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five isn't bad. -- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Tewkesbury Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not even talking about the programs). -- Nicholas Negroponte ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. -- John Kenneth Galbraith Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard Tewkesbury Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. -- Jim Backus Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. -- Will Rogers Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar Gracian Tewkesbury Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers. -- T. S. Eliot All television is children's television. -- Richard P. Adler "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. -- Anonymous The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. -- Anonymous Tewkesbury "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times. -- Jonson, Ben When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home. -- Betty Bender Tewkesbury I am not young enough to know everything. -- Oscar Wilde Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration. -- D. H. Lawrence We must believe in free will, we have no choice. -- Isaac B. Singer "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to comfort us along Tewkesbury There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's life The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of them, it's considered to be your style. -- Fred Astaire "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Tewkesbury
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