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Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be Willersey Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Willersey
If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Willersey In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Willersey
Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Willersey He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die Willersey
"To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Willersey When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Willersey
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Willersey There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Willersey
Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig Willersey "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Willersey
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Willersey In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
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perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Willersey
The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells Willersey "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Willersey
"Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Willersey If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch Willersey
Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Willersey Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Willersey
"Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Willersey It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Willersey
