Brimsham Green School - Co-educational school for ages 11 to 18. Includes information for visitors and parents, faculty pages, photo galleries and newsletter.
Jason Nicholas - Personal webpage containing embarassing pictures and the infamous bendy page.
Little Friends - Home based childminding service. Includes information on vacancies, activities, policies and minder qualifications.
Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Yate To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Yate
I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac Yate "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Yate
I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Yate If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Yate
"Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Yate Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Yate
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) Yate A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder Yate
If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Yate Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Yate
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs Yate Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Yate
The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth Yate "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Yate
Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Yate Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Yate
You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Yate The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Yate
Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Yate I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Yate
