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-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
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Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
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-- Dolly Parton "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the G I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur G
"I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin G Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
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-- Albert Einstein Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
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-- Ben Hecht G
"Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Spinster: A bachelor's wife. There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle G When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) G
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana G Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood G
Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
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-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
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-- Anne Sullivan G I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
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"In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec G Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker G
The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley G "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw G
"Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e G "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) G
Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
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-- Billy Sunday Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
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-- Henry Ford The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
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-- Aldous Huxley G
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) G "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson G
Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green G Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson Remember your dreams.
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