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I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne Andover History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Andover
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Andover Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Andover
Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Andover "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Andover
"When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Andover "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Andover
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Andover There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Andover
"I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff Andover The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Andover
Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Andover Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Andover
English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken Andover I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Andover
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Andover The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Andover
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work Andover It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Andover
The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Andover "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Andover
