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Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Health A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Health
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Health A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Health
"Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Health "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Health
"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Health It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) Health
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford "Think off-center." (George Carlin) When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Health Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Health
"The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Health An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Health
"Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Health Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Health
What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Health Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) Health
"The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Health The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal Health
"Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Health Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Health
If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Health Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Health
