I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe News and Media Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill News and Media
I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson News and Media Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous News and Media
Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley News and Media "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney News and Media
Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting News and Media "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) News and Media
Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) News and Media "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) News and Media
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham News and Media The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) News and Media
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei News and Media "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 News and Media
If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson News and Media I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) News and Media
When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) News and Media And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni News and Media
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell News and Media "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) News and Media
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern News and Media I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France News and Media
