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-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Transport Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Transport
Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Transport Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Transport
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde Transport "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin Transport
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Transport "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein Transport
Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Transport More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Transport
Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Transport No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Transport
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius Transport A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Transport
Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Transport In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Transport
The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln Transport Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Transport
"Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Transport The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) Transport
Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Transport If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Transport
