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Borderlands Artists - Encouraging communication between visual artists in the counties of Hampshire, Surrey, and Sussex.

Artsline - A service run to promote arts and entertainment in the South of England.

Art in the Solent area - A site for people interested in painting, drawing and sculpture in South Hampshire and Isle of Wight.

Home Park Studios - Digital audio recording and mastering studio and record production and distribution company

Hampshire County Library - Includes information, search, opening times and contact details.

The New Forest and Hampshire County Show - A three-day agricultural and equestrian show with a wide range of entertainment for adults and children. Includes ticket information, membership, sponsorship, tradestand and contact details.

Netley Marsh Steam and Craft Show - Three day charity event held in July, providing family entertainment including vintage vehicles, fun fair and street market. Includes information on admission, attractions, camping and directions to the show.

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(Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so. -- Will Rogers I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. -- Mae West Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives. -- Louise Hay Arts and Entertainment "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. -- Margo Kaufman Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Arts and Entertainment Does anal retentive have a hyphen? -- Seen on a t-shirt Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. -- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live. -- Joan Borysenko Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and believing you've witnessed the second coming. -- Guy Kawasaki There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Arts and Entertainment The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk. -- Fran Lebowitz Arts and Entertainment "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Success is just a matter of attitude. -- Darcy E. Gibbons You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you will A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents. -- H. L. Mencken Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Arts and Entertainment "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Arts and Entertainment "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. -- Woody Allen "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) Cliches should be avoided like the plague. -- Anon. The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do. -- Thomas Jefferson Arts and Entertainment "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and grie "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Arts and Entertainment Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things! -- Tom Lehrer Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled? -- Pope Julius III Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations. -- Sigmund Freud Arts and Entertainment Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. -- Henry Ford Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. -- John Von Neuman Journalism is merely history's first draft. -- Geoffrey C. Ward Arts and Entertainment Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I didn' Arts and Entertainment They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them. -- Anonymous "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't. -- Sacha Guitry Arts and Entertainment Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not impress the neighbors as being very much. -- Zora Neale Hurston Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the human will. -- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition. -- Robert Briffault A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Arts and Entertainment By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost a fortune "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration. -- Thomas Edison Arts and Entertainment It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. -- Henry James He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job. -- Anonymous The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking. -- George S. Patton, Jr. Arts and Entertainment It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people. -- Gore Vidal "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) Arts and Entertainment Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. - Karl Wallenda The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted to Arts and Entertainment The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. -- Robert Frost When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones. -- Peter DeVries When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. -- Helen Keller Arts and Entertainment One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way. -- Vincent Van Gogh "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money. -- Arthur Godfrey "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means. -- Oscar Wilde, dying words Arts and Entertainment The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. -- G. K. Chesterton Arts and Entertainment
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