Grayshott Stagers - Amateur dramatic society located in the village of Grayshott. Diary dates, forthcoming productions, past shows and newsletter.
Sonnets Drama School - Theatre art workshops providing drama, singing and dance tuition for children, at locations in Monxton and Burghclere. Details include calendar, forthcoming productions, team members and parents testimonials.
Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Theatre The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Theatre
"I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Theatre "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Theatre
Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Theatre Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Theatre
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Theatre Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Theatre
"I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Theatre Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Theatre
After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein Theatre Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Theatre
Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Theatre Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Theatre
The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) Theatre The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde Theatre
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Theatre We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Theatre
Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl Theatre "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Theatre
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Theatre "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Theatre
