Bishop Challoner School - A catholic school in the Diocese of Portsmouth for boys and girls aged 11-16.
St Annes Roman Catholic Primary School - A voluntary aided school serving the Deanery of Basingstoke and the surrounding area. It caters for Roman Catholic children aged 4-11
St Joseph's Norn Hill Basingstoke - Old school photos and memories from the long gone St Joseph's school. Includes ongoing tasks, teachers, messages, school song, history and contact details.
Marion's School of Motoring - Offering beginner, refresher, Pass Plus, motorway and advanced driving tuition.
We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Education Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Education
Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Education "Think off-center." (George Carlin) We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Education
It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes Education CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Education
I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Education Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Education
One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Education To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Education
A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Education When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer Education
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Education Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Education I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Education
Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Education Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Education
I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Education The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Education
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
"Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Education All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Education
