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-- Voltaire "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
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-- Margaret Thatcher This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
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Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
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-- Anton Chekhov I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
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Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
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-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Bishops Waltham Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
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-- Maria Edgeworth We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
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-- Samuel Johnson It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
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Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Politics have no relation to morals.
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