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My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Bransgore "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Bransgore
Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Bransgore I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Bransgore
If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Bransgore I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Bransgore
I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin Bransgore Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Bransgore
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Bransgore "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Bransgore
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold Bransgore I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Bransgore
"Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Bransgore Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Bransgore
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Bransgore Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) Bransgore
Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Bransgore "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Bransgore
Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Bransgore Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Bransgore
"You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Bransgore "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Bransgore
