Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Travel and Tourism "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Travel and Tourism
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Travel and Tourism
Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Travel and Tourism "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Travel and Tourism
If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Travel and Tourism There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Travel and Tourism
The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Travel and Tourism "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Travel and Tourism Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Travel and Tourism
"Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Travel and Tourism "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Travel and Tourism
"We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton Travel and Tourism Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Travel and Tourism
Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Travel and Tourism
I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Travel and Tourism The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand Travel and Tourism Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Travel and Tourism
