Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Business to Business If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Business to Business
Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Business to Business The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Business to Business
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) Business to Business "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Business to Business
Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Business to Business Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str Business to Business
A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Business to Business I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Business to Business
Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Business to Business The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Business to Business
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Business to Business blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Business to Business
By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Business to Business The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Business to Business
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres Business to Business It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Business to Business
"To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Business to Business I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Business to Business
Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Business to Business Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Business to Business
