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-- Peter CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
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- George Bernard Shaw Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
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-- Will Rogers Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
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-- Adlai Stevenson Computers and Internet
Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
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-- Gore Vidal Computers and Internet Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
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"Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
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-- Robert Browning Computers and Internet
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
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-- Buckminster One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
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-- Edward Abbey The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
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Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
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-- Margaret Thatcher When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
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- Sir Winston Churchill Computers and Internet I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
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