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Acal Electronics - Supplier of electronic components, wireless LAN equipment, Internet access servers, magnetics and satellite communication systems. Includes description of services and contact details.
Accommodation - Lists bed and breakfasts in the village with their facilities and tariffs.
Amset IT Solutions - IT consultants offering network services to small businesses and home users. Details of services, rates and specialisms.
Church Crookham - Information about the village including local attractions, Basingstoke canal, pubs and whinges.
Pammies Country Retreat - Personal web page offers links to other sites including her favourite places, hobbies, references to open university courses taken and her thoughts concerning breast cancer and malaria.
Holy Trinity - Mass times, bulletin, future events, church groups, photos, parish history and contact details.
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable. -- Beaumont, Francis I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. -- Gore Vidal The nourishment is palatable. -- Millard Fillmore, dying words Church Crookham Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. -- Gloria Steinem Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. -- Roger Babson When women go wrong, men go right after them. -- Mae West Church Crookham "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently. -- St. Augustine Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich! -- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the child. -- Anne Sullivan I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't. -- Lucille Ball Church Crookham A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of optic The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. -- Tom Clancy There is more to life than increasing its speed. -- Gandhi Church Crookham "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust. -- Nanette Newman, British actress Church Crookham Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it. -- Anonymous Assassins! -- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Church Crookham Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. -- H. Jackson Brown "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. -- Joseph Addison Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. -- M. C. Reed Church Crookham If a man does his best, what else is there? - General George S. Patton A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there. -- Agnes Repplier A friend is a gift you give yourself. -- Robert Louis Stevenson Church Crookham The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. -- B. F. Skinner He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me. -- Thomas Jefferson Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition. -- Robert Briffault Church Crookham Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. -- Helen Keller To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance - Oscar Wilde Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. -- Albert Einstein Church Crookham "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it. -- Alexandre Dumas fils "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities, talents, direction, missions, callings. -- Abraham Maslow Church Crookham Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. -- Albert Einstein No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded. -- Yogi Berra The gods too are fond of a joke. -- Aristotle Church Crookham What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. -- Crowf "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) To keep your marriage brimming With love in the marriage cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it, Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. -- Will Rogers I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. -- Rita Rudner Church Crookham We are the echo of the future. -- W. S. Merwin If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. -- Voltaire A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe Church Crookham I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. - Ian L. Fleming The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. -- Winston Churchill "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Church Crookham The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence either way. -- Bertrand Russell For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "It might have been!" -- John Greenleaf Whittier Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as Brutus loved Caesar. -- Bill Moyers Church Crookham "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Character is what you are in the dark. -- Dwight L. Moody Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home. -- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade. -- Caroline Norton Church Crookham "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats. -- Albert Schweitzer Church Crookham I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers. -- Thoreau "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones. -- W. Somerset Maugham I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. -- Oscar W Church Crookham I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. - Ian L. Fleming Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illumines it. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Church Crookham Politics have no relation to morals. -- Niccolo Machiavelli Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe- inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect i When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. -- Carol Burnett "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Church Crookham In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved. -- Samuel Butler We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him. -- Shelley Winters blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Church Crookham
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