St Leonard's Church, Cliddesden - Comprehensive information on all aspects of the churches life including a video tour (Windows Media)
Village of Cliddesden - Provides local news, parish council, community information and photo gallery. Also has comprehensive bulletin board.
Cliddesden Millenium Village Hall - Includes what's on, news of regular and special events, location map and contact information for bookings.
"Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal Cliddesden "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner Cliddesden
The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Cliddesden Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Cliddesden
No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Cliddesden I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Cliddesden
Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Cliddesden Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Cliddesden
"When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Cliddesden Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Cliddesden
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Cliddesden "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Cliddesden
You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be Cliddesden It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Cliddesden
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Cliddesden Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Cliddesden
"I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Cliddesden "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder Cliddesden
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Cliddesden If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Cliddesden
Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Cliddesden "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Cliddesden
