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Emsworth OnLine - Local news and community information for this coastal town.

Emsworth Fireplaces - A manufacturer of fireplaces in mainly stone and tile, now one of the larest suppliers in the UK.

Seateach - Yacht chandlery

A Virtual Walk around Emsworth, Hampshire, UK. - Experience some of the sights of a typical English coastal village by taking one of two 'virtual' walks around Emsworth, Hampshire. The site uses frames to present a map (image-map), directions (text and map) and photographs of places of interest.

Renaissance Choir - English choir, performances of both Renaissance and more modern music, mostly unaccompanied, and frequently in eight part harmony.

Maureen Thomas, a quilt artist - Gallery of contemporary quilts using hand-painted fabrics with unique designs.

ECA - Emsworth Cruising Association - For yacht owners who want to go on rallies and meets, but with a low emphasis on racing.

Grate Fyres - A Corgi registered company offering gas, solid fuel and electric fires and an installation service. Includes description of services and contact details.

Interior Affairs - Interior design and decorative painting. Profile, portfolio of typically stocked furniture and accessories, and information about painting classes.

Johnson Wood - Profile, search, information for landlords and tenants and about buy-to-let. Property letting agents operating in Hampshire and West Sussex.

Emsworth Stroke Club - Provides facilities, rehabilitation and social opportunities for members and their families. How to join, activities, local stroke clubs and how to help.

Maisemore Gardens - Community site for residents and visitors to the estate. Profile, maps and photographs.

Kirsten Dunn - Wedding and events planner. Profile and services with photo gallery and enquiry form.

Emsworth Maritime and Historical Trust Museum - Includes visitor's guide, membership information, and calendar of events. [Requires Flash]

Emsworth Web Designs - Specialises in community organisations and small businesses. Profile and services.

Bon Nuit - Antique bedroom furniture from France and Southern Europe. Profile, product range and information about restoration.

Maxine - Milliner offering hats and accessories for hire and sale. Profile, services and product range.

New Dawn Furniture - Suppliers of handmade bespoke British outdoor furniture and accessories. Contains company information, product details, pictures and prices.

The Emsworth Directory - Town portal of local facilities, which also covers Southbourne and Westbourne. Sections about clubs, events, businesses, photo galleries, links to community services and a notice board.

Devil's Jumps Clog Dancers - Ladies Morris side provide photos of their performances and contact details.

First Fencing - Photographs of the products and enquiry form. Also has sections about sheds, gates, decking and patios.

Dazlin Disco and Karaoke - Mobile disco provides details of area covered and types of music played.

"Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them. -- Anonymous It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a few grains of corn now and then." -- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart. -- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Emsworth Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them. -- Anonymous There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Emsworth Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something different. -- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe. -- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard the past. -- Maurice Maeterlink "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Emsworth A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. -- James Lowell "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. -- Walt Disney Emsworth Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife. -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software. -- Arthur C. Clarke "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Emsworth No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why. -- Mignon McLaughlin Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. -- Oscar Wilde "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Emsworth It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was someone else. -- Rogers If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. -- Steven Wright Goodbye, Everybody! -- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being. -- Tom Robbins Children are a poor man's riches. -- English proverb Emsworth Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one thing. -- Abraham Lincoln "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist. -- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Emsworth Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not. -- Aldous Huxley "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled. -- Paul Eldridge "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. Robert Frost (1874-1963) Emsworth Marriage is a rest period between romances. If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war. -- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War I think, therefore I'm single. -- Female philosopher Emsworth I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education. -- Wilson Mizner Laywers, I suppose, were children once. -- Charles Lamb Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace. -- Amelia Earhart Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not even talking about the programs). -- Nicholas Negroponte Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. -- George E. Woodberry Emsworth Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of. -- Peter Ustinov "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. -- Alvin Toffler Emsworth Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser tha "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli. -- George Bus He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior. -- Confucius Emsworth We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we were sure, stifling it would be an evil still. -- John Stuart Mill I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded. -- Virginia Woolf Emsworth Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? -- Rita Rudner Youth is wasted on the young. -- George Bernard Shaw In the end, everything is a gag. - Charlie Chaplin "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Emsworth "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. -- Niels Bohr The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. -- Woody Allen Emsworth "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own. -- Antonio Porchi Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass. -- Jane Bryant Quinn After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations. -- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne. -- Robertson Davies Emsworth Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. -- Anonymous Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and grie "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Emsworth Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God. -- Herbert Westren Turnbull Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. - Jimmy Durante If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. -- Scott Adams It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion. - Albert Einstein "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Emsworth After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. -- Aldous Huxley I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am. -- Samuel Johnson Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. -- Carol Burnett Emsworth Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true. -- Polish proverb "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed. -- Hoshang N. Akhtar "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball. -- Deborah Tan Emsworth I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. -- Mark Twain We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing. -- Seneca Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive. -- Ayn Rand Emsworth
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