Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Fareham If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Fareham
The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cĉsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Fareham Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Fareham
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Fareham "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Fareham
We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Fareham I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Fareham
We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Fareham I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Fareham
Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Fareham My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Fareham
It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Fareham "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Fareham
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill Fareham Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Fareham
I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Fareham Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Fareham
"I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Fareham "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Fareham
Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins Man and wife make one fool. Fareham "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Fareham
