Society of Old Priceans - An information resource for former students and staff of Price's School
Bishopsfield School - Ex-pupils website for the school including guestbook, chatroom and yearbook
Ranvilles Infant School - Downloadable school documents in Word format plus a focus on some of the school's activities and an interactive game. Fareham
Ranvilles Junior School - Information about the school, including OFSTED report and curriculum details.
Fareham College - An FE/HE College promoting excellence in learning opportunities for the whole community.
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Education "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Education
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Education "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Education
If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Education The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Education
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Education "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Education
I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Education If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Education
As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Education "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton Education
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Education Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
Education
"What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Education May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Education
"An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Education "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Education
"We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis Education "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Education
Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Education The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton Education
