Farnborough Camera Club - Describes programme, competitions, membership and activities, with picture galleries and a newsletter.
Farnborough Volleyball Club - Club based at Wavell-Cody Sports centre offering coaching, from beginners to division 1 county league level. Includes training schedule, social events, fixtures and contacts.
Hawley Badminton Club - Welcomes experienced, league and junior players. Profile, fixtures and results with information about sessions.
2nd Farnborough Scout Group - Beaver, Cub, Scout and Venture sections. Information about each section with contact details.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Recreation and Sports "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol Recreation and Sports
One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Recreation and Sports All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports
"Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Recreation and Sports Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Recreation and Sports
As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Recreation and Sports I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Recreation and Sports
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Recreation and Sports Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Recreation and Sports
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Recreation and Sports I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Recreation and Sports
The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Recreation and Sports blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Recreation and Sports
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Recreation and Sports In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Recreation and Sports
It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Recreation and Sports Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Recreation and Sports
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Recreation and Sports Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Recreation and Sports
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Recreation and Sports Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Recreation and Sports
