Fleet Chauffeurs - Describes its services and fleet with example prices.
Riverside CabCo Ltd - Taxi service covering the town and surrounding areas. Booking form and example prices.
Save Parking In Fleet - Intended to make the North East Hampshire Transport Strategy Plan more accessable to the general public and business people
Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright Transport We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell Transport
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Transport If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Transport
"By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Transport When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Transport
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry Transport "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Transport
I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Transport Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau Transport
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde Transport Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Transport
All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Transport Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Transport
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Transport "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow Transport
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) Transport Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Transport
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Transport I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Transport
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Transport Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Transport
