Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty Education Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Education
Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Education "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Education
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Education We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Education
"Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Education Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Education
"To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Education Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th Education
Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Education There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Education
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain May you never leave your marriage alive. "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) Education One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Education
A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Education "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Education
"When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Education There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Education
Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
"I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Education The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Education
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson Education If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Education
