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Project Integra - Integra is an integrated waste management and recycling strategy being implemented in Hampshire.

Denmead Parish Council - Local news, calendar of events, history of the parish, contacts, links to organisations in the area and photos of the village.

Blackwater and Hawley Town Council - 4,590 acres in the north eastern corner of Hampshire.

Binsted Parish Council - Bounded by the River Wey to the west and the historic Alice Holt Forest to the east.

East Meon Parish Council - A picturesque village in East Hampshire, nestled in the famous Meon Valley. Information on the village, history, walks, walks, shops and accommodation.

Hambledon Parish Council - Hampshire, England.

Hampshire Association of Parish and Town Councils - Representing the interests of 220 Parish and Town Councils throughout the county.

Hampshire Police Authority - The official web site describes the function and responsibilities of the Authority.

Swanmore Parish Council - History of Swanmore, forthcoming events and contact details.

Olivers Battery Parish Council - Details of the members of the council and meeting dates

Hampshire Probation Service - Dedicated to supervising offenders in the community to protect the public, reduce further offending and rehabilitate the offender

Oultwood: Hampshire - Directory of local government council web site links using clickable maps and lists.

Barton Stacey Welcome - Details of events, activities, history, services, and business within our community

Hampshire Constabulary - News, advice, recruitment, campaigns and contacts.

For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition. -- Robert Briffault "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. -- Confucius Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. -- Aaron Levenstein When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke Government Why don't you write books people can read? -- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... -- Anonymous Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Government I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle. -- Molly Ivins blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just satisfying my curiosity. --Malcolm X Biography lends to death a new terror. -- Oscar Wilde A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking. -- Martin H. Fischer Government Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed. -- Hoshang N. Akhtar "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illumines it. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. Government Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig. -- Anon. Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. -- Katharine Hepburn "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000. -- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Government Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. -- Anonymous Biography lends to death a new terror. -- Oscar Wilde Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Government "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. -- Robert Benchley "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first. -- Anonymous A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. -- James Reston Government Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. -- Sam Kinison "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Government "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. -- George bernard Shaw "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live. -- H Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. -- Oscar Wilde Government The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind. -- William James There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot successfully The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . . grand Government Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives. -- Louise Hay "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for your face. -- Anita Wise "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences. -- Author Unknown Government Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it. -- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them. -- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. -- Thomas Szasz Government Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together. -- Joan Thompson "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living. -- Anon. Government "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) A friend is a gift you give yourself. -- Robert Louis Stevenson Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement. -- Cousin Woodman Government "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Children are a poor man's riches. -- English proverb "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say. -- Michael Winner A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary. -- Thomas Carruthers Government You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince. -- American Proverb When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. - Buckminster May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Government No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. -- Booker T. Washington "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost. -- Russell Baker One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if possible, speak a few reasonable words. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Government "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. -- Oscar Wilde "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Government I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. -- Rodney Dangerfield Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. -- Mark Twain The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and the Ninety percent of the game is half mental. -- Yogi Berra "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Government Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement. -- Cousin Woodman Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -- Edward Abbey Government "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. -- André Maurois Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. -- George Clemenceau Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job will cost. -- Anon Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity. -- Edward H. Land Government "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. -- Carl Sandburg Government
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