Hartley Wintney FC Fanzone - News, results, fixtures, squad details, contacts, events, photographs, and a forum.
AH Motorsports - Specialist in the race preparation of Alfa Romeos and many other manufacturers located in Hartley Wintney. Includes description of services and contact details.
Hartley Arts Group - Amateur music and drama productions based in the village of Witney.
Cornishware Cafe - Information about a small cafe inside a pottery museum. The owner, Derek Green, is the grandson of T G Green, the founder of the company in 1864.
Twin Industries Agencies Ltd - International boiler brokers with a large range of new and reconditioned steam boilers, hot water boilers and thermal fluid heaters
"In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Hartley Wintney I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne Hartley Wintney
"A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) Hartley Wintney There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
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-- Modern Maturity "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Hartley Wintney
We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Hartley Wintney He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Hartley Wintney
"The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Hartley Wintney "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
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-- Woody Allen Hartley Wintney
The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Hartley Wintney "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Hartley Wintney
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Hartley Wintney Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Hartley Wintney
"Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Hartley Wintney "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Hartley Wintney
"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Hartley Wintney "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Hartley Wintney
Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Hartley Wintney "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Hartley Wintney
Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Hartley Wintney The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Hartley Wintney
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex Hartley Wintney Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Hartley Wintney
