"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Travel and Tourism I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand Travel and Tourism
.. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Travel and Tourism There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Travel and Tourism
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Travel and Tourism Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 Travel and Tourism
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Travel and Tourism Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Travel and Tourism
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Travel and Tourism Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Travel and Tourism
"It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Travel and Tourism I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Travel and Tourism
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Travel and Tourism Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Travel and Tourism
The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Travel and Tourism "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Travel and Tourism The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Travel and Tourism
The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Travel and Tourism Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Travel and Tourism
Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with Travel and Tourism If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
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